I'm at work, normally I don't do this. I have a respectable internship and I don't want to take advantge of it but I have a few minutes so I am going to post some thoughts about the unbearable heat that has been bestowed upon us these last couple of days. Consider if you will the following primers...
"Man, it's hot! How hot is it? It's so hot, I poured McDonalds coffee in my lap to cool off! Johnny Carson said it."
"Wow! That ice dispenser is so big, the ice crushes you! Yakov Smirnov said it.
"No he didn't."
"Strange... Why would Nixon - an awkward, uncomfortable man - suddenly throw a party? One of the most social events imaginable! It's a trap is why!"
PEACE OUT Y'ALL!!!!!
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Huh?
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