I guess I've given up on writing anything anymore...
As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!
Happy Valentine's Day.
3 comments:
YEAH NEW MOVIE ANSWER MAN. EBERT TAKING ON THE STATE OF THE MODERN MOVIE GOING EXPERIENCE. I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!!@@#@#@$@#$#$%$%^%&
"Speaking of movies that go over the top, "Running Scared" goes so far over the top, it circumnavigates the top and doubles back on itself; it's the Mobius Strip of over-the-topness. I am in awe. It throws in everything but the kitchen sink. Then it throws in the kitchen sink, too, and the combo washer-dryer in the laundry room, while the hero and his wife are having sex on top of it."
YEAH THE FAT MAN IS BACK IN PEAK FORM!!!!!!
Here's the new Jordan commercial. Good stuff.
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